Cyprus Internet Directory Jobs In Cyprus
  Cyprus Internet Directory Search       
Google Search
Cyprus Internet Directory Search
Cyprus Comming Events    Cyprus 
Cyprus News Articles    Cyprus News 
and Articles
Cyprus Guide    e Guide
to Cyprus
Quick Links

By Peter Stevenson MEMBERS of Volunteer Doctors Cyprus have treated around 350 people at their free clinic in Nicosia since it opened three months ago, while two more, one in Paphos and one in Polis are due to open today. Limassol also has a free clinic, which was opened only last month, and plans have been drawn ...
Read More

SOME 10 days ago, foreign minister Ioannis Kasoulides raised expectations by announcing the possibility of a deal with Turkey for the opening of the fenced off area of Famagusta, for the return of its inhabitants. In exchange the Cyprus government would agree to the opening of Tymbou airport to direct flights. ...
Read More

By George Psyllides PRIVATE auditors have expressed doubt the electricity authority (EAC) could be considered a going concern and have asked its board to draft a credible plan to tackle the problem, according to the auditor-general’s 2012 report on the semi-state company. Among other issues, ...
Read More

Cyprus Internet Directory [ Isabella’s ramblings: You know it’s time to have sex when… ]

Isabella’s ramblings: You know it’s time to have sex when…

YOU KNOW it’s time you had sex when you’re sitting at a seminar, staring at the main speaker and all you can think about is him taking you there and then.

It was a total nightmare and I very much fear he knows exactly what I was thinking.

I was sitting in the third row behind these old men and suddenly our eyes locked.

I could feel the sexual chemistry. I like to think it was two-way but it’s highly likely that I had enough sexual frustration pent up for both of us.

All the same, I told myself he was as hungry for me as I was for him. It certainly made the seminar much more fun and beat him droning on and on about financial projections for 2009.

He looked rather manly from where I was sitting. I couldn’t be sure if he was tall and made a mental note to stand next to him afterwards to see if my fantasy was worth storing away for a rainy day or one that I’d bin as soon as the seminar came to its conclusion.

He was wearing a bright green tie. Couldn’t decide whether I liked it. Not sure if I was really keen on his very clean shaven look either, but he had a strong jaw which was nice. I imagined his naked chest pressed against mine and his strong arms pinning me down. Oh this was getting harder by the minute. I’d now started to squirm and was convinced that I’d given him a look. I think he was giving it back to me.

I glanced down and scanned his hands. No wedding ring. That was good. Then again my boss doesn’t wear one either and he’s very married with four children to prove it. I made another mental note to Google his biography the first chance I got. No point lusting over someone unavailable.

I looked up again. He was still talking away. I was so glad that I’d bothered with my appearance that morning. I think it was probably why he’d noticed me this time. The last time I’d been to one of his seminars he hadn’t given me a second glance. Then again that might also have had something to do with the fact that there were several gorgeous women at the first one. This time I was the only attractive one there. That’s not me being conceited but stating the obvious. Unless you think a 55-year-old in taffeta will turn more heads than a 31-year-old in a denim mini skirt. Well she might, but for all the wrong reasons.

My mind started wandering again and I wondered if he was a good kisser. I’m sure he would be. He also looked like he’d know how to take control.

Now I was staring at him. Straight in the eyes. I was glad that this part of the seminar wasn’t important because I really wasn’t taking anything in. At this point in time he and I were the only two people in the room. Everything else seemed to melt into the background and I suddenly had a visual of us having sex in the middle of the room.

Not good. Not good at all. I think I was blushing.

Thankfully he stopped speaking and his colleague took the floor. I was able to focus on the rest of the seminar after that. His colleague was about 60, with thinning grey hair and had kindly eyes. He reminded me of the bus driver that used to take me to school. Phew. No chance of him consuming every fibre in my body with sexually charged energy.

When the seminar ended I had to stay behind and talk to the bus driver because I needed clarification on a few points he’d brought up. I stole a peek at his sexy colleague. He was rather sturdy looking. I liked that because it meant I wouldn’t look fatter than him. There is nothing worse than having a bigger bum than your partner’s. It’s just so humiliating and makes you feel like you’re a ‘big woman’ when you’re not. OK I’m not exactly petite, but a size 12 at 5ft 7 hardly makes me a giant. It does if you’re going out with the average Cypriot man though. They all tend to be no taller than 5ft 10, which is a problem when I’m wearing heels. In fact some are no taller than 5ft 7 but I won’t dwell on that.

So here’s this guy, not exactly tall, but well built with broad shoulders, what look like muscular legs, firm hands, strong jaw, piercing eyes… Oh dear I was off again.

Thankfully, he left the room and I was able to focus on what the bus driver was saying. When I left the seminar he was outside. I told myself he was trying to catch another glimpse of me.

Oh yucks, he was a smoker. Never mind, I could get him to quit. As an ex-smoker I know what smoker’s morning breath is like and believe you me it’s not something I want greeting me first thing after a night’s passion. No matter how sizzling.

As I whipped out my sunglasses and waltzed off to my car I imagined him staring after me and wondering “who’s that girl?” The thought put a little bounce in my step and made the sun seem to shine that bit brighter.

Heading back home, I did what any woman would do and called one of my girlfriends. I told her I’d just had the wildest sex imaginable and hadn’t even had to take my clothes off. We had a giggle and it reminded me that even if it was all in my head it made me feel good to be alive.

I know I’ll probably never see this man again, or at least not until the next seminar, but I don’t really care. He served a purpose for me that morning and it was lots of fun. It also told me that I really need to have some sex. That’s something my friends have been telling me for ages but I think it’s only now started to sink in. I even considered ringing the ex for old time’s sake but thought it better not to go down that route again. The sex would be great but it’s too complicated emotionally.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait till the next seminar then…

Oh and before I forget. I checked. He is 36, heterosexual and single. Perfect.

(Source: Cyprus Mail)

Article Options

Email to a friend Email To A Friend     Print Article Print Article     Add Article To Favorites Add Article To Favorites


Other Related Articles

Cyprus News Article Submission

If you have an article and you wish to submit it to our database please send us an email. In your email subject quote "Article Submission" and attach the article to the email. To email us Click Here

Cyprus Holiday Villas-Investment Properties

A wide range of holiday villas, investment properties, building plots and apartments in Cyprus for sale by owner. Save money on your holiday villa in Cyprus and enjoy the holiday feeling for ever.